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Hey there!
The name is Chris, and I live in Northern Australia on the East Coast.
Message me if you'd like~
I will:
- kiss you
- pack your lunch
- make the bed
- kiss you when you’re mad or sad
- catch spiders
- get the mail
- hug you all the time
- kiss your boo boos
- make you food
- snuggle with you
- support you and your dreams
- listen to you talk about your problems
- kiss you some more
- hold your hand in public
- play with your hair to soothe you
- kiss your forehead
- and your cheeks
- and your eyes
- and your nose
- and your mouth
- laugh at your jokes
- no matter how bad
- massage your back
- and love you
- forever
- and ever
(via bornagainfromtheashes)
because your dashboard needs a merman.
yes it does thank you
Thank you kind citizen it needed that
(via aivantran)
don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references
Life Before Photoshop -1950
Bruce Mozert was renowned for being pretty innovative, coming up with underwater tricks to make these scenes seem as real as possible including using baking powder to create the powdery “smoke” coming out of the underwater barbecue.
(via simplicityandactuality)
I don’t even know how to keep this going, haha.
(via crrocs)
u get the best of both worlds
shake it up take it slow
stick ur dick down my throat
what
(via mattfrombusted)
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
(via k-eelz)